What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do so many people like life?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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