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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:03

Then came..
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do so many people like life?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
—
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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